Source: beeishappyTCR | 2013.05.22 | Boehner on the IRS scandal
“Can you, in fact, “Spock-ify” any phrase that I give you?” (x)
IM CRYING WITH REAL TEARS OF LAUGHTER MY INSIDE PARTS HURT SO MUCH WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
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Source: youshouldhaveletmesleep
imnotthereasonthatyoureinsane:
imnotthereasonthatyoureinsane:
So it’s pouring outside and the guy upstairs left his top off his car off. But he’s not home. He took off in his motorcycle somewhere. Sucks to be him!
You see, this is the problem with the world. I would have grabbed a tarp for the guy and put it over his car.
Trust me, if we had a tarp or something to cover the car, we would have. But we don’t. We live in a apartment complex, not home depot. Also, the guy is a psycho. The last time some one tried to touch his car, he went buzzerk. So everyone in the apartment complex has learned to leave his car alone.
Really, stop assuming things until you know all the facts.
I will always be a man who helps people. It was never a fact of assuming. It may be odd to say I know you, but I do. You are not a bad person, and this is obvious to me. I simply, as the person I am, would have helped anyway.
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For those of you who do not know I work for a video game company. We are starting a Kickstarter soon and I have been tasked with creating it all. I have more than ever before wanted to create my own Kickstarter for a book idea I have. If I still feel up to it in a week or so I think I will create a video for press and pursue it.
what if giraffes lived underwater
what a majestic creature
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Source: dweebscar
Woman Time Lords can control the way they will look when they regenerate, while male Time Lords cannot. This was established in Classic Who, when Romana regenerated.
Also, the Doctor wanting to be Ginger is not about the hair color. In Gallifrey, the only ones to have red hair were the people called Heroes which were beings who were time-sentient (meaning they could see all of the time at the same time). So I doubt they will ever make him ginger.
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Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig.
Oh god, could this man be awesomer.
This is part of the reason why Johnny Depp is my favourite actor.
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Source: piratesofthecaribbean
imnotthereasonthatyoureinsane:
So it’s pouring outside and the guy upstairs left his top off his car off. But he’s not home. He took off in his motorcycle somewhere. Sucks to be him!
You see, this is the problem with the world. I would have grabbed a tarp for the guy and put it over his car.
Source: imnotthereasonthatyoureinsane